According to the ACLU, the painting of Jesus will cause students and visitors to the school “permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury”. The only plausible explanation for this is that the school has a higher than normal number of demon-possessed visitors who, on spotting the portrait, froth at the mouth, rotate their heads 360 degrees, grab a convenient student and plunge, gibbering, down the nearest ravine.

I can’t imagine any reason why a person who would suffer “permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury” on encountering a portrait of Jesus should be allowed into a school in the first place.

From here:

An Ohio school district has agreed to keep a portrait of Jesus Christ off school property and pay a $95,000 fine in the face of legal pressure from the American Civil Liberties Union.

The Jackson City School District, located in Jackson, reached a deal on Friday after the ACLU, along with the Wisconsin-based Freedom from Religion Foundation, sued the district in February, citing “unconstitutional” actions and charging that students and visitors to the school “will continue to suffer permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury,” according to the lawsuit.