ACLU forces school board to remove portrait of Jesus

According to the ACLU, the painting of Jesus will cause students and visitors to the school “permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury”. The only plausible explanation for this is that the school has a higher than normal number of demon-possessed visitors who, on spotting the portrait, froth at the mouth, rotate their heads 360 degrees, grab a convenient student and plunge, gibbering, down the nearest ravine.

I can’t imagine any reason why a person who would suffer “permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury” on encountering a portrait of Jesus should be allowed into a school in the first place.

From here:

An Ohio school district has agreed to keep a portrait of Jesus Christ off school property and pay a $95,000 fine in the face of legal pressure from the American Civil Liberties Union.

The Jackson City School District, located in Jackson, reached a deal on Friday after the ACLU, along with the Wisconsin-based Freedom from Religion Foundation, sued the district in February, citing “unconstitutional” actions and charging that students and visitors to the school “will continue to suffer permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury,” according to the lawsuit.

6 thoughts on “ACLU forces school board to remove portrait of Jesus

  1. The ACLU and like minded institutions of darkness have and continue to cause: Permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury.
    They are foolish and they perish.
    “Jesus wept.”

  2. O, and if a mere portrait of Jesus in a school corridor will cause “permanent, severe and irreparable harm and injury,” consider what coming face to face with him on Judgement Day will do, unless…

  3. Nobody has a photo of Jesus, should we be too concerned about a phony portrait of Him? Jesus is the Image of the invisible God.

    • We should be concerned that the anti-theists are attacking the Faith on all fronts. There objective is nothing short of the annihilation of our religion.

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