My dog paid a visit to St. Hilda’s this evening to see if it would meet his spiritual needs.

He tells me he is spiritual, not religious, wants to know if the church will bless something he has going on with the male Chihuahua who lives next door, and would like to know if he could bring him next week as they journey together along their path of deepening spirituality.

I suggested he sniff out a Diocese of Niagara parish.