When learning about Jesus doesn’t work

You can try this, according to Rev. Jean-Daniel, youth pastor in the Diocese of Montreal:

When, “Hey, would you like to learn about Jesus?” doesn’t work, I try, “Hey, can you help me build a mutually supportive community to overthrow the cisheteronormative capitalist patriarchal classist empire and bring about a renewed creation?” Because that’s what I mean.

And if, by some remote chance, you discover no-one knows or cares what a cisheteronormative capitalist patriarchal classist empire is, try painting rainbow steps on your cathedral to advertise a Pride Eucharist. Then you can become just like the Diocese on Montreal: the fastest declining Anglican entity in the western hemisphere.