Aliens among us

From here:

A former Canadian defense minister has declared on Russian TV that not only do aliens already walk amongst us but they are refusing to share their advanced technologies until we change our warring and polluting ways.

According to Paul Hellyer, who was a Liberal defense minister from 1963 to 1967 under prime minister Lester B. Pearson, there are 80 different species of extra-terrestrials.

A few members of one of the 80 alien species that have an obsessive interest in what, in their tongue, they call eco-justice, were recently spotted in Toronto trying to blend  inconspicuously into the crowd:

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The incredible shrinking brain

It seems that the human brain has been shrinking for the last 20,000 yerars.

From here:

It’s not something we’d like to admit, but it seems the human race may actually be becoming increasingly dumb.

Man’s brain has been gradually shrinking over the last 20,000 years, according to a new report.

The reason is obvious: it’s to make it fit into one of these:

The Bishop

According to Fred Hiltz, Bishops are reclaiming their ‘identity, authority and voice’.

About time, you might might think, but anyone falling into the trap of thinking that this means they are going to teach and maintain Christian doctrine and discipline should watch this for clarification:

UK: Making fun of people having sex in public is now a hate crime

From here:

Police have been ordered to stop anyone taking in part in illegal outdoor sex being abused or verbally taunted as it can cause them to suffer post traumatic stress.

An extraordinary new Hate Crime Guidance Manual has been handed to officers telling them to arrest anyone suspected of committing a hate crime against those engaged in ‘dogging’.

I suppose that means we can only make fun of bishops as long as they are not having sex in public; that’s going to put a cramp in my style.