Since Canada won’t join in with the ubiquitous excoriation of Israel that now seems to be a condition of sitting on the ludicrously named UN Security Council, Canada will not be allowed a seat. Not to worry, the UN is, instead, preparing for an invasion of aliens – an activity more in keeping with its view of pressing exigencies that Arab dictatorships are unlikely to object to:

We Earthlings are poorly prepared to respond should there be contact from aliens, according to the director of the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA).  “Statistically, extraterrestrial life is a possibility,” Malaysian astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman, told journalists in New York, where she is attending a General Assembly meeting on cooperation in the peaceful use of outer space.

Othman says solar systems of planets around stars are constantly being discovered and when considering the billions of stars in space, “we could find life,” though when discussing extraterrestrial life, it is “not always green aliens with large lovely eyes, but most likely bacteria.”

The UN is blissfully unaware that they are already among us:

For the 3 remaining people that still think the UN isn’t a waste of time and money, the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs is about to change your mind.

The head of the worthy department is gearing up for alien contact.

Listen here.