World to end on May 21st

From here:

Michael Garcia is a believer.

He has put his faith out for the world to see, co-ordinating an advertising campaign proclaiming that the end of the world is coming on May 21.

His group, Family Radio, has billboards in 17 Canadian cities, he said, including Toronto, Calgary, Kingston, Windsor, Saskatoon, Ottawa, Quebec City and Montreal. They have thousands more across the United States and overseas in such countries as Iraq, Turkey and Lebanon, Mr. Garcia said.

A travelling caravan of believers is scheduled to be in Calgary and Vancouver next week, according to the group’s website.

“The doors to salvation are open. They are open today and they will be shut on May 21,” said Mr. Garcia, who lives in Oakland, Calif.

At a press conference, Rowan Williams said  that the impending end of the world left him with a “very uncomfortable feeling”. He also confided, “I don’t know the full details any more than anyone else” and wondered why he hadn’t been informed.

Tom Wright condemned the ending of the world since it “legitimises a form of vigilantism”, demanded that the UN be consulted before the summary extermination of 7 billion people and accused America of orchestrating the whole thing; then he started sucking his thumb.