Dick Cheney has a heart transplant and the compassionate left tweets "get well soon"

In its own inimitable way. You will notice that no tweet is missing the familiar vulgarity that unfailingly peppers the sentences of sub-literate yahoos no matter what the topic under discussion.

Dick Cheney. Why won’t they let this motherfucker die? nyti.ms/GNHYoE

— Croockdfunckinzebra© (@CrkdFnknZbra) March 25, 2012

I can’t believe that slimy coward Dick Cheney actually got a new heart put in him. That’s what we need is that fuck getting another 10 years

— Mr. Ent Banara (@SchwillyMaze) March 25, 2012

RT @Mr_Senor_Pete: Why in the contumacious fuck are we wasting a perfectly good heart on dick cheney?

— Raven Watcher (@Crow_feathers) March 25, 2012

FUCKIN SHOCKER. Die already…RT @cnnbrk: Former Vice President Dick Cheney has undergone heart transplant surgery, his office says

— N. John Saedian (@NeemaSaedian) March 24, 2012

Dick Cheney got a heart transplant?? They should have let that fucker die #realtalk

— Ian H (@CrossFitNewb) March 24, 2012

RT @DaddyFiles: I hope Dick Cheney’s new heart is gay.

— Ericstl6 (@Ericstl6) March 24, 2012

RT @indigocat: When I first saw the news about Dick Cheney’s heart transplant,I thought it was The Onion; we know the fucker doesn’t nee …

— Layla Anwar (@laylaanwar) March 24, 2012

RT @LauraShezBar: 18 people die a day waiting for an organ transplant. 1 that dies today will die because a heart was given to Dick Fuck …

— theshex (@theshex) March 24, 2012

@cinnamaldehyde meanwhile, someone’s cherished, beloved grandma dies because they gave the heart to Dick Cheney. Fuck this world sometimes

— K (@KayPeaTweets) March 24, 2012

RT @gothlaw: Why the fuck are you going to give a 70 year old, rageaholic, lush a fucking heart? Fuck you, dick cheney. Piss off and die …

— Jimmy The Fool (@jimmythefool) March 24, 2012

RT @lobster_dog: Who donated their heart to fuckin Dick Cheney and why and also fuck you whoever you are.

— Manitou (@NoGodsNoMasters) March 24, 2012

Canada not safe for Dick Cheney

In 2008, security considerations didn’t prevent Cheney from visiting Iraq or Afghanistan. In 2012, he cancelled a visit to Canada because of “security concerns”. Oh Canada!

Former U.S. vice-president Dick Cheney has cancelled a Canadian speaking appearance due to security concerns sparked by demonstrations during a visit he made to Vancouver last fall, the event promoter said Monday.

Cheney, whom the protesters denounced as a war criminal, was slated to talk about his experiences in office and the current American political situation at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre on April 24.

However, Ryan Ruppert, of Spectre Live Corp., said Cheney and his daughter Elizabeth had begged off via their agent.

“After speaking with their security advisers, they changed their mind on coming to the event,” Ruppert said.

“(They) decided it was better for their personal safety they stay out of Canada.”