Dick Cheney has a heart transplant and the compassionate left tweets "get well soon"

In its own inimitable way. You will notice that no tweet is missing the familiar vulgarity that unfailingly peppers the sentences of sub-literate yahoos no matter what the topic under discussion.

Dick Cheney. Why won’t they let this motherfucker die? nyti.ms/GNHYoE

— Croockdfunckinzebra© (@CrkdFnknZbra) March 25, 2012

I can’t believe that slimy coward Dick Cheney actually got a new heart put in him. That’s what we need is that fuck getting another 10 years

— Mr. Ent Banara (@SchwillyMaze) March 25, 2012

RT @Mr_Senor_Pete: Why in the contumacious fuck are we wasting a perfectly good heart on dick cheney?

— Raven Watcher (@Crow_feathers) March 25, 2012

FUCKIN SHOCKER. Die already…RT @cnnbrk: Former Vice President Dick Cheney has undergone heart transplant surgery, his office says

— N. John Saedian (@NeemaSaedian) March 24, 2012

Dick Cheney got a heart transplant?? They should have let that fucker die #realtalk

— Ian H (@CrossFitNewb) March 24, 2012

RT @DaddyFiles: I hope Dick Cheney’s new heart is gay.

— Ericstl6 (@Ericstl6) March 24, 2012

RT @indigocat: When I first saw the news about Dick Cheney’s heart transplant,I thought it was The Onion; we know the fucker doesn’t nee …

— Layla Anwar (@laylaanwar) March 24, 2012

RT @LauraShezBar: 18 people die a day waiting for an organ transplant. 1 that dies today will die because a heart was given to Dick Fuck …

— theshex (@theshex) March 24, 2012

@cinnamaldehyde meanwhile, someone’s cherished, beloved grandma dies because they gave the heart to Dick Cheney. Fuck this world sometimes

— K (@KayPeaTweets) March 24, 2012

RT @gothlaw: Why the fuck are you going to give a 70 year old, rageaholic, lush a fucking heart? Fuck you, dick cheney. Piss off and die …

— Jimmy The Fool (@jimmythefool) March 24, 2012

RT @lobster_dog: Who donated their heart to fuckin Dick Cheney and why and also fuck you whoever you are.

— Manitou (@NoGodsNoMasters) March 24, 2012

6 thoughts on “Dick Cheney has a heart transplant and the compassionate left tweets "get well soon"

  1. contumacious ?

    Why in the “stubborn or willfully disobedient to authority“. f… are we wasting a perfectly good heart on dick cheney?

    I suppose the money could have been better spent on the education system or at least a Twitter F-filter.

    Thats what you get with subscribing to the Word of The Day.

  2. “Thats what you get with subscribing to the Word of The Day.”

    Steve L., that’s the best laugh I’ve had in a long time.

  3. Bear in mind that the “loony lefties” do tend to play the man, not the ball. Whatever one may think about Cheney’s politics, he is no different from anyone else, being one of God’s creatures, and therefore entitled to being treated accordingly

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