Confirming the “deep-seated need” of who I am has, of course, nothing whatsoever to do with the Gospel of Jesus Christ which is much more interested mere peccadilloes such as saving us from eternal damnation and reconciling us with the Creator of the universe. We are very blessed, then, to have Bishop Susan Bell to set us…… straight.
As it happens, for a while I’ve felt a deep-seated need coming on to be recognised as the Pacific Ocean. Tomorrow I plan to self-identify as such and visit my local diocesan parish to have it affirmed.
It will be a huge source of joy and I will finally be equal with my whole family who unanimously self identify as asexual anthozoan coral reefs except for uncle George who, though a process of conversation, prayer, relationship, deep study of the scriptures and theological scholarship has moved through various stages of understanding and grappling to arrive at a place of conviction that he is a jellyfish. Personally, I think he has been seeing too much of Bishop Susan Bell.
This should help you to be more authentically who you are:




I think I am also beginning to see a general loosening of our love affair with bricks and mortar: The property we own as a Diocese is a strategic asset, it’s true. But perhaps not in the ways we used to think about it. The fact is, churches have life cycles. They were and are planted according to key demographics, they have a beginning to their life, a middle and an end. The truth is, very few churches live for a century and fewer still live to see two – unless it is this venerable and beautiful cathedral that we are meeting in today. Parishes and church buildings are meant to spring up where the mission fields are. And when it is very clear that they have come to the end of their life cycle it is incumbent on us – the stewards of those resources – to redeploy those assets as needed for a new mission field – as intended by their founders: Christians who gave money to the church to be the church.