Jane Austen couldn’t write

Apparently her polished prose was the result of another’s polishing. This is all very unsettling; what next? – Bach was tone deaf? Add an ImageD. H. Lawrence was literate? It’s all too much.
From here:

Yet Jane Austen couldn’t spell, had no grasp of punctuation and her writing betrayed an accent straight out of The Archers, according to an Oxford University academic.

Prof Kathryn Sutherland said analysis of Austen’s handwritten letters and manuscripts reveal that her finished novels owed as much to the intervention of her editor as to the genius of the author.

Page after page was written without paragraphs, including the sparkling dialogue for which Austen is known. The manuscript for Persuasion, the only one of her novels to survive in its unedited form, looks very different from the finished product.

“The reputation of no other English novelist rests so firmly on the issue of style, on the poise and emphasis of sentence and phrase, captured in precisely weighed punctuation. But in reading the manuscripts it quickly becomes clear that this delicate precision is missing.

“This suggests somebody else was heavily involved in the editing process between manuscript and printed book,” Prof Sutherland said.

The editor in question is believed to have been William Gifford, a poet and critic who worked for Austen’s second publisher, John Murray.

“Gifford was a classical scholar known for being quite a pedant. He took Austen’s English and turned it into something different – an almost Johnsonian, formal style,” Prof Sutherland said.

“Austen broke many of the rules for writing ‘good’ English. Her words were jumbled together and there was a level of eccentricity in her spelling – what we would call wrong.

“She has this reputation for clear and elegant English but her writing was actually more interesting than that. She was a more experimental writer than we give her credit for. Her exchanges between characters don’t separate out one speaker from another, but that can heighten the drama of a scene.

“It was closer to the style of Virginia Woolf. She was very much ahead of her time.”

Amongst Austen’s grammatical misdemeanours was an inability to master the ‘i before e’ rule. Her manuscripts are littered with distant ‘veiws’ and characters who ‘recieve’ guests.

Dear atheist

You don’t understand what time is, what matter is, what consciousness is what life or death are, what beauty, love, self sacrifice or forgiveness are. Who God is.

Worst of all, you don’t understand that you don’t understand any of these things.

In 100 years time, if you are right, you will have ceased to be; in 200, no-one will remember you or care who you were. Your philosophy is without truth, goodness, hope or meaning; all you have is pride and, if you are wrong, I fear you may have it and nothing else for eternity. Poor you.

Juan Williams experiences liberal tolerance

Juan Williams was fired from NPR.

This is what got him fired:

Here is the CAIR Communications Director, Ibrahim Hooper, being mercilessly grilled for demanding that NPR “take action”:

Here is Juan Williams’ reaction to his demise at NPR:

And here is Bill O’Reilly’s view of what happened (time for those with an O’Reilly allergy to plug their ears):

Meanwhile, NPR itself just about admits that they fired Williams because it was on Fox News – Satan’s entertainment emporium – that Williams chose to express his opinion:

NPR CEO Vivian Schiller, however, told executives of NPR’s member stations that Williams’ contract was terminated Thursday because he had more than once expressed personal opinions on controversial issues while offering commentary on other media outlets’ shows — most recently on Monday’s edition of Fox’s The O’Reilly Factor when Williams says he gets nervous when he sees people in “Muslim garb” on airplanes.

I have a feeling that by doing this, NPR and CAIR have shot themselves in their collective foot: NPR has exposed its own bigotry, CAIR has whined once too often and Juan Williams is a hero for giving voice to a fear that is repressed only by the greater fear of having to admit to it.

Bacon smell offends Muslims

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A cafe owner was ordered to remove an extractor fan because the smell of her frying bacon offended passing Muslims.

Planning officials acted against Beverley Akciecek, 49, after being told her next door neighbour’s Muslim friends had felt ”physically sick” due to the ”foul odour.”

The fan has been in Beverley’s Snack Shack takeaway in the Shaw Heath area of the town for the past three years.

I presume this is the burka syndrome at work in a different form. Delicate Muslim sensibilities are so inflamed by the enticing smell of cooking bacon that, once exposed to it, repressed Muslim men living on a pork hair trigger will succumb to what they secretly dream of day and night: an orgy of depraved gammon gorging. Similar to what could happen on seeing a woman who is not dressed as a sausage – a pork free sausage, of course.

Anglican Church of Canada closes Partnerships Department

From here:

Staff at the national offices of the Anglican Church in Canada learned more yesterday about the impact of the financial cutbacks and the new look of Church House and its programs.

Although it was announced Oct. 5 that most departments will be affected, Archbishop Fred Hiltz, primate of the Anglican Church of Canada, filled in more of the details of the restructuring that will take effect Nov. 1.

The Partnerships department, from which four staff positions were cut, effectively has been closed. Its work – focused in three program areas – Partners is Mission, EcoJustice and the Anglican Healing Fund.

Trees throughout Canada are wearing a black ribbon. I was going to say the angelic hosts are raising a toast to the recession, but I decided not to.

London Ontario caves in to Muslims demanding censorship

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Strictly Right sent out a press release earlier today to Canadian media with some rather startling news about the upcoming Mark Steyn speech in London, Ontario that we’re putting together. Mark Steyn will be speaking on November 1st in a speech entitled “Head for the Hills: Why everything in your world is doomed.” Apparently, London-area Muslims didn’t like that idea too much.

Due to capacity constraints at the University of Western Ontario, the original venue for the event, we had booked the London Convention Centre (LCC,) London’s premiere conference facility. On Tuesday, I received a phone call from the LCC telling us that our venue had been pulled, and that Mark Steyn would not be permitted to speak there. The reason offered by the LCC was that they had received pressure from local Islamic groups, and they didn’t want to alienate their Muslim clients. It’s interesting to note that the LCC is owned by the City of London, and is therefore a government operation.

I’m sure these Islamic groups are populated with moderate Muslims – just like the moderate Muslims who want to build a victory mosque at ground zero.

Forced abortion in China

In the people’s paradise of Communist China, the state – an institution whose malevolence increases in proportion to the amount of power it wields – dictates how many children a couple may have. The preposterously named “family planning commission” of the Siming district decided that Xiao Aiying was about to have one too many, so they murdered the eight month old unborn baby – what we, in the enlightened West call a foetus – in her womb.

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An eight-months pregnant woman was dragged from her home and forced to have an abortion because she had broken China’s one-child-per-family law.

Twelve government officials entered Xiao Aiying’s house where they hit and kicked her in the stomach, before taking her kicking and screaming to hospital.

There, the 36-year-old was restrained as doctors injected her with a drug to kill the unborn baby.

Her husband Luo Yanquan, a construction worker, yesterday described the moment officials burst into his family home.

‘They held her hands behind her back and pushed her head against the wall and kicked her in the stomach,’ he said. ‘I don’t know if they were trying to give her a miscarriage.

‘Our ten-year-old daughter has been excited about having a little brother or sister but I don’t know how I can explain to her what has happened.’

He recalled how a month before the child was due to be born officials told the couple they weren’t allowed to have another baby because they already have a daughter.

His wife, who was filmed in hospital with large bruises on her arms and her dead child still inside her, said: ‘I have had this baby, feeling it moving around and around my belly. Can you imagine how I feel now.’

Her harrowing experience in Siming, near the city of Xiamen, south-west China, on October 10, comes a month after the government in Beijing said there would be no relaxation in strict family planning laws.

Most Chinese families are allowed only one child to reduce the 1.3 billion-plus population and cut unsustainable demand on resources.

The official list of the 50 funniest jokes of all time

You can find them all here.

This one didn’t make it into the top 50, but it should have:

Subject: Please SHOW YOUR SUPPORT

As a rule, I don’t pass along these “add your name” lists that appear in my e-mail, but this one is important.  It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 25 million people. We don’t want to lose any names on the list, so please hit forward and send it on.

Thanks!

To show your support for President Obama, please go to the end of the list and add your name.

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