Anglican Foundation of Canada to spend $50,000 to make the earth cooler

If you have any ideas that have not yet occurred to any of the 85,000 environmental scientists working on reversing anthropogenic global warming, then the Anglican Church of Canada will give you – 20 of you – $2500 each.

My submission is to ban Anglican Church of Canada sermons: the reduction in hot air would probably catapult us into the next ice age.

When I saw the submission date, the obvious thought occurred to me. I quickly came to my senses and discarded it, since the Anglican Foundation of Canada has no sense of humour or of the ridiculous and is blissfully oblivious of the irony that, even though it can’t solve its own problems, it thinks it can solve everybody else’s.

5 thoughts on “Anglican Foundation of Canada to spend $50,000 to make the earth cooler

  1. Gratis, the Prophet + Ezekiel (chs. 8-16) offers the Christian prototype for The Departure of The Divine Fire causing a pervasive cooling down of the premises:
    to the dread degree of “The Glory of The LORD departed from off the threshold of the House… and went up from the midst of the City…” because
    “these are the men that devise mischief, and give wicked counsel in this City…whose heart walketh after the heart of their detestable things and their abominations…thou has taken thy sons and thy daughters, whom thou has borne unto Me,… thou has slain My children. and delivered them to cause them to pass through the fire…”
    Gratis.

  2. I propose serious meditation on Genesis 8:22 – “While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease”.

  3. Ok, OK…heres my idea to sequester carbon: Drum roll please….

    Plant fast growing poplar trees, then cut them down in 5 years, and bury in a landfill.
    That’ll sequester the carbon.

    Another idea, collect up the deadwood on the forest floor, theres lots of it, and weigh, and bury in a landfill.

    After this, send the invoice to the UN, for the tons of carbon sequestered .

    But in the meantime , who do I send my consulting invoice to ?

  4. The ACoC and other apostate divisions within the Anglican Communion including the TEC in the United States will promote anything but the GOSPEL whereas SCRIPTURE clearly states the true Christian Church is to proclaim the GOSPEL and uphold the authority of SCRIPTURE.

  5. Sadly what was once a Faithful Church has turned itself into an group of wanna-be left wing nut politicians.

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