Justin Welby auditioning for The Ministry of Silly Walks:
As you can imagine, it was an easy transition from oil executive to Archbishop of Canterbury to the Ministry of Silly Walks – I, for one, have seen this coming for some time.
What has accelerated Welby’s ascent to the zenith of his vocation has been his performance at Lambeth 2022.
He didn’t want to talk about sex: the press coverage has been all about sex. He didn’t want to discuss Lambeth resolution 1.10 on human sexuality: somehow it found its way into the Human Dignity Call, nonetheless. Liberals forced him to remove it. Conservatives are trying to force him to put it back. He wanted to use electronic voting machines: they are too confusing (and they reveal real numbers, which could be embarrassing) so he changed voting to “voice votes”, although no one knows how that will work. He wanted everyone to get along: conservative bishops have refused to take part in the Eucharist with homosexual bishops. And we are only on day four.
Little wonder Welby is moving to a more compatible occupation.
Time for the next Cantuar to be sought in Asia or Africa.
The Scriptural African Bishops are requesting his Grace`s defining signature on their Monday, August 1, 2022, Resolution reaffirming 1998 Lambeth`s Resolution 1.10 – the inversion of Cranmer`s Recantation.
Failing that, declare, on behalf of all the faithful on earth and now in Heaven, to be The True Church with + John 17:17;21 as Scriptural Warrant;
request his Grace`s resignation;
and seek Her Majesty to appoint the Crown Commission with one of the Biblical African Bishops to assume forthwith Sacred Service.
The Woke Armada will then be destroyed on The Rock Who is The Head and Chief Cornerstone of His Church. + Matthew 16 Amen.
I believe that the Church is a multiracial Body of Christ. I no longer believe that the historic episcopate is indispensable to a true Church.
What is indispensable to The True Church in all of its
earthly history is The Living WORD by His Holy WORD, + John 17:17:21, whether overseen by Presbyter or Priest duly guided therein by His Holy Spirit.
He certainly has done some silly walk backs this week.
Hugely funny and I am here. What a rodeo show it is
Can anyone tell me what he was actually doing, that that image was part of, a still from a video, so to speak ? The still image may look ridiculous, but within a context of what it was part of it may be less so. After all, a still from a video of someone crossing themselves – Father, Son, and Holy Spirit – their finger tracing a vertical down their torso, followed by a horizontal across – might look silly if you only showed a still of a finder pointing at their navel. Perhaps he was performing giving Satan the boot ? (One can hope.)
Allegedly, he was showing off his gift of moccasins from Canada, although I prefer my interpretation. Here is the tweet from Bishop Sam Rose (he/him) that contained the original image:
