Take me back to the '60s

Last night I sank into a nostalgic haze while listening to some music that appealed to me when I was growing up:  These Were Our Songs: The Early Add an Image60’s.

The lyrics seem preposterously naive by today’s standards, of course. For example:

You come on like a dream, peaches and cream,
lips like strawberry wine:
you’re sixteen, you’re beautiful and you’re mine.

You’re all ribbons and curls, ooh what a girl,
eyes that sparkle and shine:
you’re sixteen, you’re beautiful and you’re mine.

But, as a callow youth, listening to this did manage to sum up what seemed at the time to be the profound attachment I felt towards my fifteen year-old girlfriend. Alas, it turned out not to be true love, so my romantic gushing was soon to be transferred to her replacement.

Unfortunately, for the last 20 years or so, popular music has laboured mightily to dispel the sentimentality of its progenitor: romantic pretension has been expunged by a crass unrelenting assault on the sensibilities:

Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn’t vicious,
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious,
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin’ Bay-Bee,
So won’t they let you know,
That is you fuck with dre nigga you’re fuckin wit Death Row,
And I ain’t even slangin them thangs,
I’m hollin one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beotch

Which, I have on good authority, could be roughly translated into the slightly less obtuse, but no less revolting:

You talk a lot but you can’t back it up,
You can’t rap well,
You must be crazy to try and mess with me,
I will kill you. Your mum and dad will be crying at your funeral,
If you mess with Dr. Dre you are messing with every rapper on our record label.
I don’t sell drugs, I will yell murder as you perform oral sex on me. Bitch.

If that wasn’t bad enough, here is Me So Horny from 2 Live Crew:

It’s true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty­wetty
You tell your parents that we’re goin’ out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, ’cause me so horny.

Romantic illusions have been replaced with pornographic illusions.
Take me back to the ’60s.

11 thoughts on “Take me back to the '60s

  1. I subscribe to a music downloading service and have downloaded over 1000 songs in the past few months. Some were from the 60s, but the majority were released in the past couple of years by indie bands. I suspect you’ve probably never heard of most of them, but, IMHO, there is a wealth of excellent new stuff out there – both in terms of words and music. As you’ve pointed out, there is also a lot of cr*p; as there was in the 60s.

    • As you’ve pointed out, there is also a lot of cr*p; as there was in the 60s

      In 1960 the lyrics I quoted could and probably would have been prosecuted under Britain’s or the US’s obscenity law.

      In the UK in 1960, Lady Chatterley’s Lover was the first literary test case and, since it was successful – in that it was deemed not obscene – various other publications followed.

      Henry Miller’s Tropic of Cancer was tried on obscenity charges in the US in the early ’60s.

      So, no, song lyrics of the sort I quoted were not in circulation in the ’60s.

  2. There was this one by the Box Tops

    Sweet cream ladies, forward march
    The world owes you a living
    Sweet cream ladies, do your part
    Think of what you’re giving

    To the lost and lonely
    People of the night
    Out of need, they seek
    Direction from the light

    They will love you in the darkness
    Take advantage of your starkness
    And refuse to recognize you
    In the light

    Sweet cream ladies, forward march
    Think what you’re providing
    Sweet cream ladies, show your starch
    What’s the use in hiding

    Tell the socialites to
    Look the other way
    It’s instinctive stimulation
    You convey

    It’s a necessary function
    And for those without compunction
    Who get tired of vanilla everyday

    Sweet cream ladies, forward march
    Puritans ignore them
    Sweet cream ladies do their part
    Sweet cream men adore them

    Let them satisfy
    Log on to Top40db.
    The ego of the male
    Let them fabricate success
    To those who fail

    And should penalties pursue them
    When there’s really credit due them
    They might keep a
    Simple fellow out of jail

    Sweet cream ladies, forward march
    Sweet cream ladies, forward march
    Sweet cream ladies, forward march…

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