I’m sure you do, too; here are the subject lines of some of mine – those more or less fit to print :
Subject: Your wife photos attached
And to think I nearly forwarded them to my wife before looking at them – well, I didn’t actually look at them.
Subject: Your originality starts with branded accessories. You will be able to find a lady as soon as you buy Armani bangle.
I wish I’d known that when I was 15
Subject: Mr. mr.toad, we offer 80% off. several used an
All these years I’ve been looking for an “an” and now, finally it is within my grasp.
Subject: Sale note for mr.toad – 70% lowered prices. His York is
OK, stop these tantalising headings: His York is what?
Subject: 15mg x 60 Codeine $264.00 (+4 FreeViagra pills), No RX required! Highest Quality! Buy now! 12o3
Do I take the 60 Codeines before the 4 Viagras or after?
Subject: * Wal-Mart earnings rise adenectomy aggrandizing accomodate adneural acarus
No thanks, I cleaned the acarus out of my adneural yesterday
Subject: Bang her till she drops
Can’t, tonight’s the night for cleaning the acarus out of my adneural again.
Subject: Everyone dreams about a university degree but you can get it for almost FREE. You will become a valuable employee if …
What about those of us who are looking forward to being laid off and are trying to project an aura of worthlessness?
I can give you a loan to buy all this neat stuff as soon as the money from the Prince of Outer Mongolia has sent me his millions to put in my bank account. I have sent him all my confidential banking info so it should be any day now.