Grammar Vandal

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With his trusty paintbrush, Stefan Gatward has been flying the flag for the English language.

Dressed in a collar, tie and well-polished shoes, the former soldier has been fixing missed apostrophes on grammatically incorrect street signs in Tunbridge Wells.

Reaction on the street was mixed – one neighbour offered him praise, but another, also a soldier, took offence.

Mr Gatward said: ‘He asked me what I was doing and told me I was wrong. He called me a vandal and a graffiti artist.

‘He tried to tell me that the post office would not deliver to the street if you put an apostrophe on the address.’

2 thoughts on “Grammar Vandal

  1. I love this guy:

    He will not join the ‘five items or less’ queue at the supermarket, in protest that the sign should read ‘five items or fewer’.

    Amen! Stefan Gatward for Prime Minister.

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