From here:
CANTERBURY, England — Bats are making life unbearable for congregations by defecating on worshippers from roofs as well as bell towers, according to a report to the Church Buildings Council of the Church of England.
It’s a shame the CofE doesn’t accept this as an expression of diversity; it’s just as well Canada has the solution.
The symbolism of excreta falling upon a congregation from mammals occupying a high place, appears to be entirely missed by the article.
Are you making a dig at our exalted primate?
Probably, the sermons as well as the rest of the services are really “as boring as batsh**”