Blenheim is a small town in Ontario where the major source of entertainment on a Saturday night is cow tipping – so my wife, who knows more about sleepy Canadian towns than I, tells me.

Nevertheless, the town is big enough to have a Tim Hortons and at least two lesbians who, while on a quest to find a more stimulating form of entertainment than bovine unbalancing, decided to grope one another in full view of  those partaking of Tim Hortons’ more modest delicacies.

We may never know whether the negative reaction from a local pastor and the restaurant’s manager was due to Blenheim being a hotbed of prudishness or whether the titillation that men supposedly experience when women kiss was outweighed by the undeniable ugliness of the specimens in question, but the pair was asked to leave.

There aren`t many things more faddish than lesbians but the occupy something to protest the impalpable  with a view to changing the intangible movement is one of them. So now we have Occupy Timmies. This is almost certainly a self defeating effort since Timmies will  double their intake selling coffee and doughnuts to imported well-heeled yahoo occupiers  – while the rest of the sleepy town goes back to cow tipping.