Atheists believe in unholy water

Unable to think of any positive activities with which to occupy their brief sojourn in this pitiless, indifferent universe, atheists in Polk county have decided to busy themselves with scrubbing a road with “unholy water” – water cursed by Richard Dawkins, one presumes. Their intent is to wash away any remnants of a blessing bestowed on the road by Christians.

The Christians prayed that “God would protect us from evildoers, mainly the drug crowd, that they would be dissuaded to come in to the county”. The atheists are bent on “welcoming everybody into Polk county”. Obviously, atheists enjoy the company of drug dealers.

From here:

Atheists in Polk County symbolically scrubbed away at a major highway leading into the county Saturday.

The were removing a blessing placed there a year ago by a group of religious leaders.

Brooms, mops and water hoses in hand, the atheists gathered at the roadside.

“We come in peace .. now that’s normally what aliens say when they visit a new planet, but we’re not aliens, we’re atheists!” Humanists of Florida director Mark Palmer shouted to the group along Highway 98.

Representatives from various atheist groups in the area scrubbed the road at the Pasco-Polk county line. They were figuratively removing holy oil that had been put on the road last year by a group of area religious leaders. That group was Polk Under Prayer, or PUP.

PUP director Richard Geringswald said his group had been blessing the county line.

“And praying for that entryway in to the city, that God would protect us from evildoers, mainly the drug crowd, that they would be dissuaded to come in to the county,” Geringswald said.

But Humanists of Florida members don’t see it that way. They say it makes them feel unwelcome.

“It sends a very bad signal to everyone in Polk County, and (anyone) who travels through Polk county who doesn’t happen to be Christian,” Palmer said, “This event is not about atheist rights; this is about welcoming everybody into Polk county.”

So they took their “unholy water” and washed the road.

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