Rowan Williams still at sea

All his efforts concentrated in frantically Rowan without a paddle.

Since, in the essence of my being I am empathetic and soft hearted, I feel rather sorry for Rowan Williams as he throws in the towel as Archbishop of Canterbury. By any measure he has been a dismal failure – but not for lack of trying. The sad thing is, when not wasting his time by tilting at windmills, his trying has been directed at attempting to achieve the impossible: reconciling the irreconcilable, squaring the circle, synthesising a happy medium between zero and infinity .

As has become transparently apparent in North America, Anglican liberals and conservatives adhere to different religions: both call their beliefs “Christian” but that’s where the similarity ends. Rowan Williams has staunchly attempted to occupy a position mid-way between the two, a contributing factor to the incoherence of everything he says.

And he still hasn’t learned his lesson; he believes that if he had visited the “United States when things began to get difficult” it might have gone better. But without him doing the one thing he could not do – take a stand for one side or the other – it would not have made a blind bit of difference.

From here:

“Thinking back over things I don’t think I’ve got right over the last 10 years, I think it might have helped a lot if I’d gone sooner to the United States when things began to get difficult about the ordination of gay bishops, and engaged more directly with the American House of Bishops,” Williams said in September.

R.I.P. Dave Brubeck

The great jazz pianist and composer died today aged 91 of heart failure.

Here he is in 1966 playing “Take Five”, a tune in 5/4 time not written by him, but made  famous by the Dave Brubeck Quartet.
 

 
And while on the subject of Dave Brubeck, here is a solo by his drummer, Joe Morello who died last year. I attended a drum clinic conducted by Joe Morello in the early ’60s and he was just as blisteringly brilliant in person:
 

How to upset people 2

David Virtue posted this article on VOL

It takes years of practice to upset even the people whose side you are on; fortunately I’ve had years of practice.

In the comments this gentleman, in his righteous indignation, completely lost track of the distinction between “losing” and “loosing” – a nails on the blackboard type of error that makes the language in my post look utterly benign.

Did someone hack VirtueOnline and post this story??? This article is filthy and contains no useful information. Whoever talks or thinks like this is just as sinful as the people who advocate for women’s ordination. Talk about loosing the moral high ground. Totally pathetic.

And these commenters deem the whole thing obscene because of the ripe language:

This is an obscene posting; and the posting of it in all its obscenity wholly unworthy of The Name.

Ok all that this article does is make conservatives look like foul-mouthed pigs.

Best not to read 2 Kings 9:8 in the KJV, then, or there might be a couple of cases of self-induced aneurysms.

Kate Middleton is with foetus

The New York Daily News used an expression that isn’t seen much these days: “with child”. The reason it isn’t is because we have become a society of casual aborters; we abort for convenience, birth control, greed – we don’t want to pay to raise a child -, selfishness, hedonism and solipsistic self-absorption.

Ideas are formed through language: we are reluctant to use language that might make us question our hell-bent determination to kill our unborn children and abort ourselves into extinction.

Good for the New York Daily News for swimming against the tide:

In recent days, Kate gave no sign of being with child as she kept up a busy schedule of royal appearances.

“Men Working” sign has to be removed because it is not inclusive

From here:

A construction crew working on the campus of Ohio’s Sinclair Community College was forced to halt work until it removed a “Men Working” sign that was deemed “sexist” by a college administrator. A spokesman for the college told National Review Online that the incident, which occurred on November 21, stemmed from the school’s “deep commitment to diversity,” and that it takes that commitment “very seriously.”

In the wake of the incident, the school acknowledged its request may have been over the top, but stood by its commitment to diversity, saying in a statement that, “while it may not have been necessary to suggest that work be stopped, Sinclair stands by its commitment to providing an environment that is inclusive and non-discriminatory.”

The men had to stop work until the offending sign was removed.

Does that mean that, unlike the more snobbish women bishops-manqué in the Church of England, the educated ladies of Ohio’s Sinclair Community College are determined to see women breaking through the hard-hat barrier in order to fulfil their destiny as menial construction workers? Probably not.

The Vicar wears Prada

A Church of England vicar, Rev. Sally Hitchiner, has posed for a fashion shoot “wearing a £480 black leather jacket by Frances Leon, a £505 Prada top and tight silver leather trousers by the Mother label that come in at just over £1,000. She also wears £535 leopard print Christian Louboutin heels, that rest on a leather stool.”

In the Church of England, this is known as the church’s way of enacting of God’s preference for the poor.

As Ms. Hitchiner herself says: ‘why shouldn’t a priest be interested in Prada? I dress in a way that reflects my personality.’ Good point: perish the thought that the Church of England might use anything crass – like strippers for Jesus – to entice the reluctant to enter its musty sanctuaries; much better to employ the more nuanced imagery of the high heels and leather look of hookers for Jesus.

According to Hitchener, Jesus was ‘thinking fashion theology: Jesus said consider flowers if you’re stressed “how much more beautifully will God clothe you”’. It’s well known that Jesus was big on fashion: he wouldn’t be seen dead performing miracles in anything less than his best tailored to measure seamless robe.

Apparently, Ms. Hitchiner is at the forefront of the battle to ordain women bishops in the Church of England. When they finally materialise – and they will – at least we know how they are likely to dress; that’s the important thing.

From here:

An interesting poser has been exercising the Reverend Sally Hitchiner over the past week. She has posted several tweets on her Twitter page — where she describes herself as an ‘Anglican priest, faith adviser, broadcaster… and finder of funny things’ — on the subject of ‘the theology of fashion’.

She was so preoccupied by it that she even conducted a Facebook debate on the subject.

So we shouldn’t be too surprised then, that this weekend, the 32-year-old Church of England vicar took her theological studies even further forward, posing for a fashion shoot for a Saturday broadsheet magazine under the headline: The Vicar Wears Prada.

In the main picture, Rev Hitchiner is reclining on a leather chair wearing a £480 black leather jacket by Frances Leon, a £505 Prada top and tight silver leather trousers by the Mother label that come in at just over £1,000. She also wears £535 leopard print Christian Louboutin heels, that rest on a leather stool.

In one shot, a heavily kohled eye gazes sultrily at the camera beneath a £239 Andrew Wilkie leopard skin hat set at a flirtatious angle, covering her other eye. Her blood red lips pout above her sharply white dog collar.

 

Muslim Public Affairs Council to hold convention in TEC church

The Muslim Public Affairs Council is taking the “next step in its mission” by holding its 12th annual convention in an Episcopal church: All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena. An obvious choice really: something needs to fill the faith void in TEC.

MPAC’s founders were active in the Muslim Brotherhood – the organisation which has been so instrumental in bringing democracy to Egypt – it sponsors anti-Israel rallies, surreptitiously promotes jihad against the West, and supports Hezbollah and Hamas.

Apparently, MPAC is looking for allies; where better to look than among a bunch of witless Episcopalians:

MPAC explains that the holding of its convention at the All Saints Episcopal Church of Pasadena is a reflection of its focus on winning allies among other faiths. It boasts of establishing partnerships with the National Association of Evangelicals, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Catholic Archdiocese, the African Methodist Episcopal Church, the Union of Reform Judaism and other faith groups. MPAC and similar groups like the Islamic Society of North America have created an interfaith bloc willing to defend them against Rep. Michele Bachmann and other opponents.

Extirpating God from Western civilisation

Atheists are continuing their crusade to expunge God from public life:

From here:

An atheist group is going to court to protest the presence of a six-foot tall statue of Jesus Christ on federal land, erected as a memorial for soldiers who died in World War II.

The lawsuit filed by the Wisconsin based Freedom From Religion Foundation, seeking to remove the religious memorial from a Montana ski resort, has been given a green light by U.S. District Judge Dana Christensen to move forward to trial.

What is still permitted is the displaying of images that are likely to offend Christians. This crucified Obama painting is on display at Bunker Hill Community College – partially funded by the government – and no-one has complained: