Toronto Archbishop Colin Johnson has the bloat

That is because he has been living on a food bank diet for a few days. His reason for doing this is to convince the Canadian government, the second most inefficient institution in the Milky Way – first place is still held by the Anglican Church of Canada – to do something about the hungry.

The laughable conceit that politicians will listen to the protestations of an Anglican bishop when no-one else in the country does, is not untypical of the aggrandising self-importance which, even without fatty food, contributes mightily to ecclesiastical bloat.

Still, he probably has done some good: a thoroughly bloated archbishop will have less energy to devote to his usual busy schedule of peddling socialist twaddle.

From here:

TORONTO – Archbishop Colin Johnson can’t come up with a response when asked if he had a favourite meal this week.

For three days, the chief pastor of the Anglican Diocese of Toronto joined hundreds of Canadians who took on the challenge of eating only the provisions equivalent to those handed out by a food bank….

Johnson said he wasn’t hungry over the three days but felt stuffed at some times and bloated because the food was bulky.

One thought on “Toronto Archbishop Colin Johnson has the bloat

  1. I know Toronto thinks it’s the centre of the universe, but he’s really Metropolitan of the ecclesiastical province of Ontario.

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