I\u2019m sure you do, too; here are the subject lines of some of mine \u2013 those more or less fit to print :<\/p>\n
Subject: Your wife photos attached<\/strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n Subject: Your originality starts with branded accessories. You will be able to find a lady as soon as you buy Armani bangle.<\/strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n Subject: Mr. mr.toad, we offer 80% off. several used an<\/strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n Subject: Sale note for mr.toad – 70% lowered prices. His York is<\/strong> Subject: 15mg x 60 Codeine $264.00 (+4 FreeViagra pills), No RX required! Highest Quality! Buy now! 12o3<\/strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n Subject: * Wal-Mart earnings rise adenectomy aggrandizing accomodate adneural acarus<\/strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n Subject: Bang her till she drops<\/strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n Subject: Everyone dreams about a university degree but you can get it for almost FREE. You will become a valuable employee if …<\/strong> I\u2019m sure you do, too; here are the subject lines of some of mine \u2013 those more or less fit to print : Subject: Your wife photos attached And to think I nearly forwarded them to my wife before looking … Continue reading
\nAnd to think I nearly forwarded them to my wife before looking at them \u2013 well, I didn\u2019t actually look at them.<\/p>\n
\nI wish I\u2019d known that when I was 15<\/p>\n
\nAll these years I\u2019ve been looking for an \u201can\u201d and now, finally it is within my grasp.<\/p>\n
\nOK, stop these tantalising headings: His York is what?<\/p>\n
\nDo I take the 60 Codeines before the 4 Viagras or after?<\/p>\n
\nNo thanks, I cleaned the acarus out of my adneural yesterday<\/p>\n
\nCan’t, tonight’s the night for cleaning the acarus out of my adneural again.<\/p>\n
\nWhat about those of us who are looking forward to being laid off and are trying to project an aura of worthlessness?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"