{"id":5206,"date":"2009-08-12T17:48:56","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T21:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/anglicansamizdat.wordpress.com\/?p=5206"},"modified":"2009-08-12T17:48:56","modified_gmt":"2009-08-12T21:48:56","slug":"the-dawning-of-the-age-of-braless-united-church-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/the-dawning-of-the-age-of-braless-united-church-ladies\/","title":{"rendered":"The dawning of the age of braless United Church Ladies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The United Church, in its zeal for punishing Israel\u2019s commitment to democracy and protecting its own people, is calling for a boycott of the <a href=\"http:\/\/gc40.united-church.ca\/files\/wb2_9_atlantic_commission.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">following products<\/a> (page 78):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ambi Pur, AOL Time Warner, Aoste, Apax Partners &amp; Co. Ltd., Aramis, Arsenal FC, Auchan, Bali, Ball Park, Biotherm, Banana Republic, Bryan, Buitoni, Caf\u00e9 Pil\u0101o, Calvin Klein, Carnation, Carrefour, Caterpillar, Champion, Clinique, CNN, Coca-Cola, Danone, Delta Galil, Dim, Disney, Donna Karan, DYNK, Est\u00e9e Lauder, Express, Expo Design Center, Evian, Fruitopia, Gap, Garnier, General Electric, Georgia Lighting, Giorgio Armani, Gossard, HarperCollins, Hanes, Helen Rubinstein, Henri Bendel, Hema, Hillshire Farms, The Home Depot, Huggies, Hugo Boss, ICQ, IBM, Intel, Intimate brands, J. Crew, JC Penney, Jimmy Dean, Johnson &amp; Johnson, Jo Malone, Just My Size, Kimberley-Clark, Kia Ora, Kiwi, Kleenex, Kotex, Lanc\u00f4me, La Roche-Posay, Lea-Perrin, L\u2019eggs, Lerner New York, Lewis Trust Group Ltd., Libby\u2019s, Lilt, The Limited Inc., Lindex, L\u2019Oreal, Loveable, MAC Cosmetics, Maggi, Maison Caf\u00e9, Marks &amp; Spencer, MAST Industries, Inc., Matrix, Maybelline, McDonald\u2019s, Nestl\u00e9, News Corporation, News of the World, New York &amp; Company, New York Post, Nokia, Nur Die, Nursery World, Outerbanks, Origins, Perrier, Pickwick, Playtex, Prescriptives, Pryca, Ralph Lauren, Redken, Revlon, River Island, Santex, Sara Lee, Schweppes, Selfridges, Sky, Starbucks, Structure, The Sun, Sunkist, Superior Coffee, Tchibo, Timberland, Time, Tommy Hilfiger, Twentieth Century Fox, Vichy Laboratories, Victoria\u2019s Secret, Villager\u2019s Hardware, Vittel, The White Barn Candle Co., and Wonderbra.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think this is an excellent move since United Church ladies will not only be braless, but also without computers, McDonald\u2019s hamburgers, Starbucks and \u2013 the real crippler &#8211; Victoria\u2019s Secret. In fact, what\u2019s left of the entire United Church might as well move to a cave in Afghanistan, clear their consciences and leave the rest of us to enjoy our hamburgers while reading News of the World.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The United Church, in its zeal for punishing Israel\u2019s commitment to democracy and protecting its own people, is calling for a boycott of the following products (page 78): Ambi Pur, AOL Time Warner, Aoste, Apax Partners &amp; Co. Ltd., Aramis, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/the-dawning-of-the-age-of-braless-united-church-ladies\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[2278],"class_list":["post-5206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-united-church","tag-united-church"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}