{"id":4718,"date":"2009-06-23T18:18:01","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T22:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/anglicansamizdat.wordpress.com\/?p=4718"},"modified":"2009-06-23T18:18:01","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T22:18:01","slug":"diocese-of-niagara-the-dog-days-of-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/diocese-of-niagara-the-dog-days-of-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"Diocese of Niagara: the dog days of summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Diocese of Niagara and its contingent of itinerant squatters \u2013 all 3 of them &#8211; assembled and organised by Rev. Cheryl Fricker (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.staidansoakville.org\/ppews.htm\" target=\"_blank\">pew saleswoman extraordinaire)<\/a> have come to the sensible conclusion that St. Hilda\u2019s sanctuary is too hot, smelly, mouldy and orange to be worthy of their occupation during the dog days of summer.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, according to the latest bulletin issued by the Niagara Potemkin St. Hilda\u2019s, <em>\u201cduring the summer, services will be held at St. Aidan\u2019s church, people from St. Hilda\u2019s are welcome to join.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The people from which St. Hilda\u2019s? There is no congregation in the diocese of Niagara version of St. Hilda\u2019s. Perhaps this is a oblique invitation for me to visit St. Aidan\u2019s with a camera; <a href=\"http:\/\/anglicansamizdat.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/12\/the-diocese-of-niagara-is-employing-bouncers\/\" target=\"_blank\">perhaps not<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Diocese of Niagara and its contingent of itinerant squatters \u2013 all 3 of them &#8211; assembled and organised by Rev. Cheryl Fricker (pew saleswoman extraordinaire) have come to the sensible conclusion that St. Hilda\u2019s sanctuary is too hot, smelly, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/diocese-of-niagara-the-dog-days-of-summer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[110],"tags":[2111],"class_list":["post-4718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diocese-of-niagara","tag-diocese-of-niagara"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}