{"id":3861,"date":"2009-04-22T19:46:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T00:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/anglicansamizdat.wordpress.com\/?p=3861"},"modified":"2009-04-22T19:46:06","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T00:46:06","slug":"celebrating-earth-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/celebrating-earth-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebrating Earth Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

I celebrated it by turning on my gaming computer with its 1KW power supply and using it to find out who started the nonsense.<\/p>\n

One of the founders of Earth Day was Ira Einhorn<\/a>. In 1977 Ira bludgeoned his girlfriend, Holly Maddux to death and stuffed her body in a trunk. 18 months later, when other tenants in his apartment building complained about the smell, Holly’s mummified remains were discovered. Ira is now serving a life sentence in a state prison; I understand his cell has a low wattage light bulb.<\/p>\n

Clearly, the green thing to do would have been to bury the body in the ground: Ira was blazing the trail of hypocrisy – albeit in a rather disagreeable way – for the tartuffes who were to follow: Al Gore, David Suzuki \u00a0and most of the dignitaries of mainline churches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I celebrated it by turning on my gaming computer with its 1KW power supply and using it to find out who started the nonsense. One of the founders of Earth Day was Ira Einhorn. In 1977 Ira bludgeoned his girlfriend, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[307],"tags":[2267],"class_list":["post-3861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-fall-of-the-west","tag-the-fall-of-the-west"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}