{"id":28021,"date":"2020-02-27T23:31:43","date_gmt":"2020-02-28T04:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=28021"},"modified":"2020-02-27T23:32:18","modified_gmt":"2020-02-28T04:32:18","slug":"anglican-foundation-of-canada-to-spend-50000-to-make-the-earth-cooler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/anglican-foundation-of-canada-to-spend-50000-to-make-the-earth-cooler\/","title":{"rendered":"Anglican Foundation of Canada to spend $50,000 to make the earth cooler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you have any ideas that have not yet occurred to any of the 85,000 environmental scientists working on reversing anthropogenic global warming, then the Anglican Church of Canada will give you \u2013 20 of you &#8211; $2500 each.<\/p>\n<p>My submission is to ban Anglican Church of Canada sermons: the reduction in hot air would probably catapult us into the next ice age.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-28022\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/2020-02-27_230901.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/2020-02-27_230901.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/2020-02-27_230901-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When I saw the submission date, the obvious thought occurred to me. I quickly came to my senses and discarded it, since the Anglican Foundation of Canada has no sense of humour or of the ridiculous and is blissfully oblivious of the irony that, even though it can&#8217;t solve its <a href=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/latest-anglican-church-of-canada-membership-and-attendance-statistics\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">own problems<\/a>, it thinks it can solve everybody else&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you have any ideas that have not yet occurred to any of the 85,000 environmental scientists working on reversing anthropogenic global warming, then the Anglican Church of Canada will give you \u2013 20 of you &#8211; $2500 each. My &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/anglican-foundation-of-canada-to-spend-50000-to-make-the-earth-cooler\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[2634,2156],"class_list":["post-28021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anglican-church-of-canada","tag-anglican-foundation-of-canada","tag-global-warming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}