{"id":27036,"date":"2019-04-19T14:26:38","date_gmt":"2019-04-19T18:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=27036"},"modified":"2019-04-19T14:26:38","modified_gmt":"2019-04-19T18:26:38","slug":"church-sign-vandalised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/church-sign-vandalised\/","title":{"rendered":"Church sign vandalised"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the Diocese of New Westminster, vandals changed St. Alban\u2019s church sign to read \u201cBE GAY AND HORNY\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>There isn\u2019t anything particularly surprising or shocking about this: by today\u2019s standards of ubiquitous scatological, profane and four-letter obscenities that pepper much of what passes for speech today, it is positively benign.<\/p>\n<p>St. Alban\u2019s blesses same sex marriage and has had a lesbian priest, so the sign is not out of character for the church. Indeed, it qualifies as a suitable epitaph to be inscribed on the tombstone of the Anglican Church of Canada once it has fully expired.<\/p>\n<p>The diocesan communications officer, Randy Murry, seems to approve of the sentiment; he expressed admiration for the sign\u2019s \u201cpithiness\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll leave to your imagination the reaction we would have seen if the scrabble addict had added another word and the sign had read: \u201cDON\u2019T BE GAY AND HORNY\u201d. No I won\u2019t. At the urging of the bishop, the diocesan communications officer would be lamenting the presence of a homophobic bully in the neighbourhood and report the incident as a hate crime.<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tricitynews.com\/news\/pranked-richmond-church-sign-elicits-laughs-1.23796142\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27037\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/church-sign.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"804\" height=\"712\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/church-sign.png 804w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/church-sign-300x266.png 300w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/church-sign-768x680.png 768w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/church-sign-339x300.png 339w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 804px) 100vw, 804px\" \/>A church sign in Richmond that read \u201cbe gay and horny\u201d last weekend got community members laughing after someone broke in and rearranged the letters.<\/p>\n<p>The sign, at St. Alban Anglican Church near Granville Ave. and No. 3 Road, was broken into sometime on Friday night and the cheeky message was there for all to see on Saturday morning.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my god, it was so funny,\u201d said Dina Morgan, who drove by the sign while dropping her kids off at the SkyTrain station.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe minute my little one, who is gay, said it, (they) started squealing in the back seat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Morgan\u2019s kids made her stop and take a picture on the way home, and the image made rounds on social media over the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Randy Murray, communications officer with the Diocese of New Westminster, said the sign casing was locked, but someone was able to break in.<\/p>\n<p>The prankster switched the letters around, and took out the extra ones. The missing letters have not been returned.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve got to admire its pithiness,\u201d Murray said of the message.<\/p>\n<p>St. Alban\u2019s previously had an openly gay female minister, and blesses marriage ceremonies between same-sex couples. It\u2019s now changed its sign back to display the regular Holy Week message.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Diocese of New Westminster, vandals changed St. Alban\u2019s church sign to read \u201cBE GAY AND HORNY\u201d. 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