{"id":26688,"date":"2019-02-01T22:50:21","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T03:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=26688"},"modified":"2019-02-01T22:51:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T03:51:44","slug":"respect-justice-camp-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/respect-justice-camp-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Respect Justice Camp 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-26690\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2019-02-01_223020.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"613\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2019-02-01_223020.jpg 613w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2019-02-01_223020-300x197.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2019-02-01_223020-457x300.jpg 457w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve always harboured the suspicion that the Anglican Church of Canada\u2019s Justice Camps are actually places where conservative clergy who refuse to deny their faith are sent for re-education, rather like Mao\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Re-education_through_labor\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">RTL camps<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This year\u2019s inmates are to be sequestered somewhere deep in the bowels of the <a href=\"https:\/\/diohuron.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Web-February2019.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Diocese of Huron<\/a> to learn all about Respect:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Respect Justice Camp, 2019 thus seeks to bring together people of faith in an effort to further explore the ways in which we can respect God\u2019s Beloved children, including God\u2019s creation, so that we, in turn, seek to collaborate with these individuals in meaningful and progressive ways.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No one is suggesting respecting God\u2019s Beloved children who haven\u2019t yet made it out of the womb, of course, because that would not be <em>meaningful and progressive. <\/em>To make up for that, the organisers have found some more letters to respect on the end of LGBT:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Respect for and Collaboration with LGBTQ2ia+<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I gather the \u201ci\u201d is for Intersex where a person has an indeterminate mix of primary and secondary sex characteristics. As you can imagine, the church is teeming with people in this category.<\/p>\n<p>The \u201ca\u201d is for Asexual where a person experiences no or little sexual attraction to people. I understand many ACoC bishops have taken up this calling, leaving their wives and sleeping, instead, with inanimate objects. Like hairbrushes and tea strainers.<\/p>\n<p>The fact that the \u201ca\u201ds and the \u201ci\u201ds have been reduced to insignificant lower case letters is a clear indication that, defying the best efforts of Justice Camp indoctrinators, prejudice still runs rampant in the Anglican commissariat.<\/p>\n<p>The \u201c+\u201d is for anything yet to emerge from the sludge of the lurid fantasies that gurgle noxiously from the fevered sexual longings of our Canadian Anglican clerics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve always harboured the suspicion that the Anglican Church of Canada\u2019s Justice Camps are actually places where conservative clergy who refuse to deny their faith are sent for re-education, rather like Mao\u2019s RTL camps. 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