{"id":21789,"date":"2014-07-19T00:53:20","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T04:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=21789"},"modified":"2014-07-19T15:30:17","modified_gmt":"2014-07-19T19:30:17","slug":"keeping-jihad-in-perspective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/keeping-jihad-in-perspective\/","title":{"rendered":"Keeping Jihad in perspective"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Islamic struggle against unbelievers, Jihad, is a serious business entailing sacrifice, rigorous training, dietary observances and routine beheadings of filthy kuffars.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/6eWHJWar_400x400.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-21790\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/6eWHJWar_400x400.jpeg\" alt=\"6eWHJWar_400x400\" width=\"153\" height=\"153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/6eWHJWar_400x400.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/6eWHJWar_400x400-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/6eWHJWar_400x400-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 153px) 100vw, 153px\" \/><\/a>Of course, as Abu Fulan al-Muhajir has discovered, none of this is possible without a properly cultivated beard. Have you <em>any<\/em> idea how hard it is to concentrate on which is the business end of a bazooka when all you can think about are the split ends in your beard?<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Fulan2weet\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Abu Fulan al-Muhajir.<br \/>\nA stranger. Currently fighting in Syria, to make the word of Allah the highest! Independent Anonymous group. kik: AbuFulan<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-21791 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/19-07-2014-12-35-26-AM.jpg\" alt=\"19-07-2014 12-35-26 AM\" width=\"470\" height=\"72\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/19-07-2014-12-35-26-AM.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/19-07-2014-12-35-26-AM-300x45.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/>And then, my dear, there is the appalling heat:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21792\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/19-07-2014-12-36-09-AM.jpg\" alt=\"19-07-2014 12-36-09 AM\" width=\"768\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/19-07-2014-12-36-09-AM.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/19-07-2014-12-36-09-AM-300x175.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/19-07-2014-12-36-09-AM-500x292.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, coddled middle class would be Jihadists, do not leave home without your <span id=\"scroller_text\" class=\"gallery_scroller_copy\" style=\"opacity: 1;\"><span class=\"scroller_inner\"><span class=\"photo_title\"> Fr\u00e9d\u00e9ric Fekkai Protein Rx Reparative Shampoo; next to your AK-47, it will be your best friend.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Islamic struggle against unbelievers, Jihad, is a serious business entailing sacrifice, rigorous training, dietary observances and routine beheadings of filthy kuffars. Of course, as Abu Fulan al-Muhajir has discovered, none of this is possible without a properly cultivated beard. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/keeping-jihad-in-perspective\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[194],"tags":[1845,2178,2182],"class_list":["post-21789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jihad","tag-abu-fulan-al-muhajir","tag-islam","tag-jihad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}