{"id":21167,"date":"2014-03-21T21:58:27","date_gmt":"2014-03-22T02:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=21167"},"modified":"2014-03-21T22:01:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-22T03:01:07","slug":"earth-day-condoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/earth-day-condoms\/","title":{"rendered":"Earth Day condoms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Earth Day is getting back to its roots: <a href=\"http:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2014\/01\/27\/al-gore-once-again-suggests-fertility-management-to-fight-global-warming\/\" target=\"_blank\">fertility management<\/a>. Humanity is a blight on the face of the earth, so environmentalists are coming to the rescue with 44,000 free condoms. Naturally, they are environmentally friendly, Fair Trade condoms: you will be pleased to learn that <i><a href=\"eco%20condoms%20are%20made%20entirely%20from%20fair%20trade%20and%20FSC%20certified%20rubber\" target=\"_blank\">eco condoms<\/a> are made entirely from fair trade and FSC certified rubber<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2014\/03\/21\/environmentalists-giving-away-earth-day-condoms-to-combat-overpopulation\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In honor of Earth Day this year, groups are giving out 44,000 \u201cEndangered Species Condoms.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The environmentally friendly condoms will be distributed in an effort to refocus the green holiday back to why it was started: to campaign against \u201crunaway human population growth and overconsumption.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cApril 22 is the 44th Earth Day, and this year we want to bring the holiday\u2019s focus back to its origins: runaway human population growth and overconsumption, the root causes of our most pressing environmental crises,\u201d the Center for Biological Diversity wrote in a pitch to its supporters.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>None of this deters the Anglican Church of Canada from <a href=\"http:\/\/niagaraanglican.ca\/events\/celebration-of-care-for-creation\" target=\"_blank\">celebrating Earth Day<\/a>, of course. Perhaps a packet of Fair Trade Condoms will be served along with a cup of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.creemorecoffee.com\/products\/Primate%27s-Blend.html\" target=\"_blank\">Primate\u2019s Blend Fair Trade Coffee<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Earth Day is getting back to its roots: fertility management. Humanity is a blight on the face of the earth, so environmentalists are coming to the rescue with 44,000 free condoms. Naturally, they are environmentally friendly, Fair Trade condoms: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/earth-day-condoms\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[2032,626,2111,2121],"class_list":["post-21167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-earth-day","tag-anglican-church-of-canada","tag-condoms","tag-diocese-of-niagara","tag-earth-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}