{"id":18534,"date":"2013-01-10T09:19:07","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T14:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=18534"},"modified":"2013-01-10T09:19:07","modified_gmt":"2013-01-10T14:19:07","slug":"theism-in-the-church-of-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/theism-in-the-church-of-england\/","title":{"rendered":"Theism in the Church of England"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.collinsdictionary.com\/dictionary\/english\/theic\" target=\"_blank\">theic<\/a>\u201d is someone who is addicted to the immoderate use of tea; a tea-drunkard.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, as <a href=\"http:\/\/paperspast.natlib.govt.nz\/cgi-bin\/paperspast?a=d&amp;d=TS18861020.2.4\" target=\"_blank\">this guide<\/a> to tea drinkers\u2019 disease warns:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The predominance of nervous symptoms is a characteristic of theism; general excitation of the functions of the nervous system may be observed; or the weakness may be noted more especially in the brain as distinguished form the spinal cord.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This, of course, explains the present plight of the Church of England: all the vicars are drowning in tea and, with their weakened brains, have abandoned one theism for another.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A \u201ctheic\u201d is someone who is addicted to the immoderate use of tea; a tea-drunkard. Thus, as this guide to tea drinkers\u2019 disease warns: The predominance of nervous symptoms is a characteristic of theism; general excitation of the functions of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/theism-in-the-church-of-england\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":5,"footnotes":""},"categories":[329],"tags":[2089,1507,2287],"class_list":["post-18534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words","tag-church-of-england","tag-tea","tag-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}