{"id":18438,"date":"2012-12-31T22:49:15","date_gmt":"2013-01-01T03:49:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=18438"},"modified":"2012-12-31T22:49:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-01T03:49:15","slug":"santa-distributes-condoms-and-needles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/santa-distributes-condoms-and-needles\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa distributes condoms and needles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas, as everyone knows, is all about indiscriminate sex with strangers and injecting oneself with soul numbing opiates; it\u2019s what makes the season festive.<\/p>\n<p>Consequently, unlike cigarette manufacturers who are compelled to print gruesome photographs illustrating the effect of their noxious merchandise, a taxpayer funded New York health clinic has adopted the strategy of immersing itself in the spirit of the season by having Santa and his elves distribute condoms and needles.<\/p>\n<p>Barring an accidental overdose or exertion induced heart attack, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citiwidehr.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">City Wide Harm Reduction<\/a> is making Christmas safe for the less than stable Christmas reveller.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6Z00EH0oGrQ?rel=0\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas, as everyone knows, is all about indiscriminate sex with strangers and injecting oneself with soul numbing opiates; it\u2019s what makes the season festive. Consequently, unlike cigarette manufacturers who are compelled to print gruesome photographs illustrating the effect of their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/santa-distributes-condoms-and-needles\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":5,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[2084,2119],"class_list":["post-18438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drug-use","tag-christmas","tag-drug-use"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}