{"id":16038,"date":"2012-03-24T22:22:45","date_gmt":"2012-03-25T02:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=16038"},"modified":"2012-03-24T22:22:45","modified_gmt":"2012-03-25T02:22:45","slug":"dick-cheney-has-a-heart-transplant-and-the-compassionate-left-tweets-get-well-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/dick-cheney-has-a-heart-transplant-and-the-compassionate-left-tweets-get-well-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Dick Cheney has a heart transplant and the compassionate left tweets &quot;get well soon&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In its own inimitable way. You will notice that no tweet is missing the familiar vulgarity that unfailingly peppers the sentences of sub-literate yahoos no matter what the topic under discussion.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dick Cheney. Why won\u2019t they let this motherfucker die? <a title=\"http:\/\/nyti.ms\/GNHYoE\" href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/f0oXNQu6\">nyti.ms\/GNHYoE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Croockdfunckinzebra\u00a9 (@CrkdFnknZbra) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CrkdFnknZbra\/status\/183707231324356608\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-25T00:09:51+00:00\">March 25, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t believe that slimy coward Dick Cheney actually got a new heart put in him. That\u2019s what we need is that fuck getting another 10 years<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mr. Ent Banara (@SchwillyMaze) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SchwillyMaze\/status\/183705094888501248\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-25T00:01:22+00:00\">March 25, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mr_Senor_Pete\">Mr_Senor_Pete<\/a>: Why in the contumacious fuck are we wasting a perfectly good heart on dick cheney?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Raven Watcher (@Crow_feathers) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Crow_feathers\/status\/183705118833774593\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-25T00:01:28+00:00\">March 25, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>FUCKIN SHOCKER. Die already\u2026RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cnnbrk\">cnnbrk<\/a>: Former Vice President Dick Cheney has undergone heart transplant surgery, his office says<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 N. John Saedian (@NeemaSaedian) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeemaSaedian\/status\/183704032647458816\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:57:09+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dick Cheney got a heart transplant?? They should have let that fucker die <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%2523realtalk\">#realtalk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ian H (@CrossFitNewb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CrossFitNewb\/status\/183704125614211072\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:57:31+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DaddyFiles\">DaddyFiles<\/a>: I hope Dick Cheney\u2019s new heart is gay.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ericstl6 (@Ericstl6) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ericstl6\/status\/183704052943691776\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:57:13+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/indigocat\">indigocat<\/a>: When I first saw the news about Dick Cheney\u2019s heart transplant,I thought it was The Onion; we know the fucker doesn\u2019t nee \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Layla Anwar (@laylaanwar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laylaanwar\/status\/183703470350667777\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:54:55+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LauraShezBar\">LauraShezBar<\/a>: 18 people die a day waiting for an organ transplant. 1 that dies today will die because a heart was given to Dick Fuck \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 theshex (@theshex) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theshex\/status\/183703377077739520\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:54:32+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>@<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cinnamaldehyde\">cinnamaldehyde<\/a> meanwhile, someone\u2019s cherished, beloved grandma dies because they gave the heart to Dick Cheney. Fuck this world sometimes<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 K (@KayPeaTweets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KayPeaTweets\/status\/183702867960545280\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:52:31+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gothlaw\">gothlaw<\/a>: Why the fuck are you going to give a 70 year old, rageaholic, lush a fucking heart? Fuck you, dick cheney. Piss off and die \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jimmy The Fool (@jimmythefool) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jimmythefool\/status\/183702368188248064\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:50:32+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lobster_dog\">lobster_dog<\/a>: Who donated their heart to fuckin Dick Cheney and why and also fuck you whoever you are.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Manitou (@NoGodsNoMasters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NoGodsNoMasters\/status\/183702628633550849\" data-datetime=\"2012-03-24T23:51:34+00:00\">March 24, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In its own inimitable way. You will notice that no tweet is missing the familiar vulgarity that unfailingly peppers the sentences of sub-literate yahoos no matter what the topic under discussion. Dick Cheney. 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