{"id":1560,"date":"2008-12-27T00:02:58","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T04:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/anglicansamizdat.wordpress.com\/?p=1560"},"modified":"2008-12-27T00:02:58","modified_gmt":"2008-12-27T04:02:58","slug":"announcing-the-2008-canadian-anglican-awards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/announcing-the-2008-canadian-anglican-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"Announcing the 2008 Canadian Anglican Awards&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.websters-dictionary-online.org\/translation\/Scottish\/dowfart\" target=\"_blank\">dowfart <\/a>of the year.<\/p>\n<p><b>This year&#8217;s runner up:<br \/>\n<\/b>Bishop Michael Bird for his burgeoning Napoleon complex and for persistently suing the pants off anyone who gets in his way.<\/p>\n<p><b>And the prize goes to:<\/b><br \/>\nArchbishop Fred Hiltz for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anglican.ca\/news\/news.php?newsItem=2008-10-31_hob.news\" target=\"_blank\">giving<\/a> &#8211;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;a continued commitment to the greatest extent possible to the three moratoria &#8212; on the blessing of same-sex unions, on the ordination to the episcopate of people in same-sex relationships and on cross-border interventions &#8212; until General Synod 2010.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>While simultaneously cheering on the dioceses of Ottawa, Montreal, New Westminster and Niagara for proceeding with same-sex blessings. And all done with aplomb and no hint of shame or embarrassment.<\/p>\n<p><b>Honourable mentions:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Rev. Ephraim Radner for his ability to use so many words to say so little.<\/li>\n<li>Bishop Cyrus Vance for trying to keep a <a href=\"http:\/\/anglicansamizdat.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/22\/cyrus-pitman-bishop-of-newfoundland-is-a-self-contained-newfie-joke\/\" target=\"_blank\">roster of traitors<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>The whole diocese of Niagara for ruining &#8220;Amazing Grace&#8221; for everyone.<\/li>\n<li>Bishop Michael Ingham for trying to get rid of the most famous evangelical theologian alive today.<\/li>\n<li>Archbishop Rowan Williams for proposing Sharia law in the UK while being unable to maintain any order whatsoever in the church he is pretending to run. Yes, I know he&#8217;s not Canadian, but I&#8217;m being inclusive.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone at the ACI for changing the word &#8220;trajectory&#8221; into a theological term and then overusing it to the point of wearing it out.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for dowfart of the year. This year&#8217;s runner up: Bishop Michael Bird for his burgeoning Napoleon complex and for persistently suing the pants off anyone who gets in his way. And the prize goes to: Archbishop Fred Hiltz for giving &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/announcing-the-2008-canadian-anglican-awards\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anglican-angst","category-anglican-church-of-canada","category-bishops-gone-wild"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}