{"id":13479,"date":"2011-07-04T19:19:49","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T23:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=13479"},"modified":"2011-07-04T19:19:49","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T23:19:49","slug":"the-true-cause-of-global-warming-finally-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/the-true-cause-of-global-warming-finally-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"The true cause of global warming finally revealed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was only a matter of time before someone pinned the blame on flatulating camels; and Australia wants <a href=\"http:\/\/news.nationalpost.com\/2011\/07\/04\/scientists-decry-proposed-cull-of-farting-camels\/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+NP_Top_Stories+%28National+Post+-+Top+Stories%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader\" target=\"_blank\">to do something about it<\/a>:<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13480 alignright\" title=\"Camel\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Camel.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"179\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The world\u2019s association of camel scientists fought back angrily on Monday over Australian plans to kill wild dromedaries on the grounds that their flatulence adds to global warming.<\/p>\n<p>The idea is \u201cfalse and stupid\u2026 a scientific aberration\u201d, the International Society of Camelid Research and Development (ISOCARD) charged, saying camels were being made culprits for a man-made problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe believe that the good-hearted people and innovating nation of Australia can come up with better and smarter solutions than eradicating camels in inhumane ways,\u201d it said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The smarter solution is obvious: harness the inflammable gaseous emissions in camel wind farms. You could include a few Anglican bishops, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was only a matter of time before someone pinned the blame on flatulating camels; and Australia wants to do something about it: The world\u2019s association of camel scientists fought back angrily on Monday over Australian plans to kill wild &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/the-true-cause-of-global-warming-finally-revealed\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[163],"tags":[544,2156],"class_list":["post-13479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-global-warming","tag-camel-farting","tag-global-warming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}