{"id":13126,"date":"2011-05-20T11:02:47","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T15:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=13126"},"modified":"2011-05-20T11:02:47","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T15:02:47","slug":"an-eschatological-guarantee-may-21st-2011-is-not-judgement-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/an-eschatological-guarantee-may-21st-2011-is-not-judgement-day\/","title":{"rendered":"An Eschatological Guarantee: May 21st 2011 is not Judgement Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a Christian, I believe that one day Jesus will return, God\u2019s Kingdom will be established on earth, and the universe will no longer groan under the weight of sin: Aslan will sing entropy into reverse.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus himself didn\u2019t know the date that this would occur (Mark 13:32); never fear, though, because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-us-canada-13468131\" target=\"_blank\">Harold Camping does<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Harold Camping, 89, predicts that Jesus Christ will return to earth on Saturday and true believers will be swept up, or &#8220;raptured&#8221;, to heaven.<\/p>\n<p>He has used broadcasts and billboards to publicise his ideas.<\/p>\n<p>He says biblical texts indicate that a giant earthquake on Saturday will mark the start of the world&#8217;s destruction, and that by 21 October all non-believers will be dead.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Clearly Harold Camping subscribes to twerp theology; God doesn\u2019t, nor would he wish to lend credence to someone who does, so the last date God the Father is likely to pick for the rapture is May 21<sup>st<\/sup> 2011. The Devil might want to give Harold more air time, of course, so I wouldn\u2019t be particularly surprised to hear of the odd earthquake tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>What is certain is that death is inevitable: by Eternity\u2019s measure, in a very short time I and everyone I know will have ceased to live on this earth and will face the unappetising prospect of judgement for the way we lived or mercy through the atoning sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Your choice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a Christian, I believe that one day Jesus will return, God\u2019s Kingdom will be established on earth, and the universe will no longer groan under the weight of sin: Aslan will sing entropy into reverse. Jesus himself didn\u2019t know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/an-eschatological-guarantee-may-21st-2011-is-not-judgement-day\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[135],"tags":[2131,844],"class_list":["post-13126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eschatology","tag-eschatology","tag-harold-camping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}