{"id":11901,"date":"2011-02-19T12:37:59","date_gmt":"2011-02-19T17:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=11901"},"modified":"2011-02-19T12:37:59","modified_gmt":"2011-02-19T17:37:59","slug":"if-i-ruled-the-world-by-hackphlegm-imadinnerjacket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/if-i-ruled-the-world-by-hackphlegm-imadinnerjacket\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Ruled the World by Hackphlegm Imadinnerjacket"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If I ruled the world, every day would be a gloomy kind of thing,
\nThis would be the only song that you could sing.
\nAnd we’d stone you if you have a little fling.<\/p>\n

If I ruled the world, every beard would be big enough for nesting birds,
\nEvery voice would be suppressed, never heard,
\nTake my word, you would hate each day that occurred.<\/p>\n

My world would be a sharia place,
\nWhere burglars would lose their extremities.
\nMy world would cover every beautiful face
\nWith a sack that comes right down to your knees.<\/p>\n

If I ruled the world, I would drive each person around the bend.
\nThere’d be jihad that no man could end,
\nNo my friend, not if I ruled the world.
\nEvery head would be held up high
\nOn a pole: gays would be the first to die.
\nIf the day ever dawned when I ruled the world.<\/p>\n

\u00a9 2011 by grinning dwarf nuclear powered music.<\/p>\n

With apologies to Tony Bennett:<\/p>\n

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