{"id":10467,"date":"2010-10-31T15:53:11","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T19:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=10467"},"modified":"2010-10-31T15:53:11","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T19:53:11","slug":"new-police-guidelines-on-how-to-arrest-a-witch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/new-police-guidelines-on-how-to-arrest-a-witch\/","title":{"rendered":"New police guidelines on how to arrest a witch"},"content":{"rendered":"

In summary, if you don\u2019t want to be incarcerated in a re-education camp by the diversity Gestapo, don\u2019t. Arrest a Christian instead.<\/p>\n

From here<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Usually, police officers take a pretty dim view if they stumble upon anyone who is blindfolded, naked and tied by their hands.<\/p>\n

But tonight is Halloween and the boys in blue have been told not to throw the spellbook at gaudy-painted witches and their rituals.<\/p>\n

Officers have been given a 300-page ‘diversity handbook’ with a list of dos and don’ts when approaching\u00a0 followers of a range of religions from atheism to Zoroastrianism.<\/p>\n

The guidance includes a ban on touching a witch’s Book Of Shadows which contains their spells and handling their ceremonial dagger.<\/p>\n

And the online handbook advises officers not to jump to conclusions if\u00a0 they come across a bizarre pagan ritual.<\/p>\n

It says: ‘Some ceremonies include a blindfolded , naked participant whose hands may be bound. This is in accordance with ritual and has the full consent of the participant.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here\u2019s one such willing participant in pagan revelries pictured before the blindfold and handcuffs come out:<\/p>\n

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In summary, if you don\u2019t want to be incarcerated in a re-education camp by the diversity Gestapo, don\u2019t. Arrest a Christian instead. From here: Usually, police officers take a pretty dim view if they stumble upon anyone who is blindfolded, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[2153,1582,1636],"class_list":["post-10467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-witchcraft","tag-gene-robinson","tag-uk-policing","tag-witches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}