{"id":10222,"date":"2010-10-14T18:51:33","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T22:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/?p=10222"},"modified":"2010-10-14T18:51:33","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T22:51:33","slug":"having-rejected-canada-the-un-is-preparing-for-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/having-rejected-canada-the-un-is-preparing-for-aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"Having rejected Canada, the UN is preparing for Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since Canada won\u2019t join in with the ubiquitous excoriation of Israel that now seems to be a condition of sitting on the ludicrously named UN Security Council, Canada will not be allowed a seat. Not to worry, the UN is, instead, <a href=\"http:\/\/liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com\/2010\/10\/14\/u-n-and-aliens\/\" target=\"_blank\">preparing for an invasion of aliens<\/a> \u2013 an activity more in keeping with its view of pressing exigencies that Arab dictatorships are unlikely to object to:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We Earthlings are poorly prepared to respond should there be contact from aliens, according to the director of the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA).\u00a0 &#8220;Statistically, extraterrestrial life is a possibility,&#8221; Malaysian astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman, told journalists in New York, where she is attending a General Assembly meeting on cooperation in the peaceful use of outer space.<\/p>\n<p>Othman says solar systems of planets around stars are constantly being discovered and when considering the billions of stars in space, &#8220;we could find life,&#8221; though when discussing extraterrestrial life, it is &#8220;not always green aliens with large lovely eyes, but most likely bacteria.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The UN is blissfully unaware that they are already among us:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10223\" title=\"Bishops_photo_large\" src=\"https:\/\/anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Bishops_photo_large.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Canada won\u2019t join in with the ubiquitous excoriation of Israel that now seems to be a condition of sitting on the ludicrously named UN Security Council, Canada will not be allowed a seat. Not to worry, the UN is, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/having-rejected-canada-the-un-is-preparing-for-aliens\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[320],"tags":[360,2279],"class_list":["post-10222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-united-nations","tag-aliens","tag-united-nations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anglicansamizdat.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}