I get a lot of spam email, so it is just as well I have an excellent spam filter. Nevertheless, the occasional spam email does slip through. Like this one:
Dear Customer David C Jenkins: Sexy dresses Under USD 12.99 and free delivery
What I find troubling about this is that the sender seems to know I am a Canadian Anglican and is catering to my demographics’ taste in men’s clothing accordingly.
Pretty insightful for spam.
They must have been fooled by your long hair and they definitely hit your price point.
I could see you in a nice strapless sun dress!
This just begs for Photoshop!
when’s the wedding?
The Bishop has a nicer leg.
They say opposites do attract.
A wedding is a wonderful idea! Which one of you will be wearing the turned up toes slippers (a la Robinson)?