Anglicans turning to Buddhism for Lenten inspiration

A little while ago – before this current unpleasantness – I visited China for a couple of weeks. In my wanderings, I encountered a number of Buddhist temples filled with worshippers on their knees, faces to the ground in front of ugly giant Buddha statues. Don’t let anyone try to convince you that idol worship is no more in the 21st century.

As I’m sure you know, Buddhism teaches that we keep being reborn until we learn our lesson and reach the state of nirvana, a state of nothingness. The lesson we have to learn is that living is suffering, to free ourselves from suffering we must free ourselves from emotion and desire and thus become – nothing.  Superstitious balderdash and, consequently, most appealing to contemporary Anglicans.

From here:

“The more time you spend thinking about yourself, the more suffering you will experience,” says the Dalai Lama. “We create most of our suffering, so it should be logical that we have the ability to create more joy.”

As we wrap up our Lenten self-assessments—especially in the time of COVID-19—we need to be intentional that such inner appraisal is reframed from self-centredness to attention toward the circumstances of others. Many sincere Christians have foundered on the rocky shores of unproductive guilt over their own private demons. The Dalai Lama keeps repeating that unhealthy attention to our weaknesses will not enhance our inner values, nor will it make us better people. In fact, the reverse may be true. “Giving up” things that we know are not good for us may actually expand our negative cravings and make things worse.

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Behind the words of this Buddhist seer I begin to hear the haunting words of Jesus, and my Lenten spiritual journey has been doubly-blessed. Perhaps, as Holy Week approaches, you might consider his words and be blessed, as well.

Primate Fred Hiltz goes on carbon fast for Lent

From here:

Notable leaders who agreed to fast one day during this period include the Rev. Fred Hiltz, Primate of the Anglican Church of Canada (March 6); Rev. Susan Johnson, National Bishop, Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada (February 14); Rev. Mark MacDonald, the National Indigenous Bishop, Anglican Church of Canada (March 16); Mardi Tindal, Immediate Past Moderator, The United Church of Canada (March 19); Joe Gunn, Executive Director, Citizens for Public Justice (February 1); Elizabeth May, Leader of the Green Party of Canada (March 12); and Bill McKibben, author and co-founder of 350.org (March 30). Connie Sorio, KAIROS’ Ecological Justice Partnership Coordinator, will join the fast on February 28.

We don’t know what, exactly, these paradigms of piety have chosen to give up to reduce their carbon footprint.

Even the rarefied atmosphere that is home to this illustrious company is routinely contaminated by the demon Co2, since even they breathe in oxygen only to convert it to carbon dioxide, exhaling the filthy pollutant 28800 times per day. Here’s my suggestion for their carbon fast: hold your breath for an entire day.

One can only hope.

Anglican Church of Canada Lenten Study: finding God in the Darkness

Every so often the ACoC does something so unintentionally apposite to its saprogenic condition that the urge to advertise it becomes overwhelming. The Anglican Church of Canada has a new Lenten study: finding God’s presence in darkness.

Intrepid participants will have little difficulty in finding an abundance of darkness in the ACoC but the prospect of finding God in such dense, impenetrable darkness in just 40 days is, surely, absurdly optimistic.

Fred Hiltz thinks churches should have a smudging ceremony every Sunday of Lent

Yes, another peculiar way of keeping Lent, this time from the Primate of the Anglican Church of Canada.

Smudging – the burning of various herbs and immersing oneself in the resulting smoke (doesn’t sound very green does it?) – is supposed to drive out evil spirits, negative energy and balance energies. As such, the kindest thing one can say about it is that it is harmless nonsense, the unkindest, but perhaps more accurate, is that it is linked to the occult.

Still, at least it proves that the Anglican New-Age Church of Canada still believes in something other than inclusion and diversity.

From here (page 5):

In recent years I have come to deeply appreciate the rites of smudging conducted by indigenous peoples.

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This entire act is a rite of purification of body, mind and spirit in the service of the Creator.

As I think about this rite, I ask: isn’t that what Lent is all about—a clearing of our eyes, an opening of our ears, a renewing of our minds, a cleansing of our souls and a reorienting of our lives as stewards of God’s creation, followers of Jesus and ambassadors of the compassion and peace he wills for all people?

While I appreciate the significance of imposing ashes at the outset of Lent, I have come to wonder if smudging might not be an equally powerful reminder of the true character of these 40 days. I wonder what the impact might be if there was a ceremony of smudging on each Sunday in Lent….

Diocese of Montreal Lenten study: “It’s not all good”

After months of prayerful discernment, the Diocese of Montreal has developed a Lenten series that provides new and penetrating insights on what Lent is not about. Never before has the church presented a Lenten study that is this irrelevant to Lent.

A proud moment:

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An Anglican Lent: welcome to your Carbon Fast

You may be under the impression that Lent is a time of spiritual and mental preparation for Easter. Not according to contemporary Anglican dogma; Lent has a “deeper challenge” than preparing for such trifles as the atonement and resurrection. What it’s really about is using less fossil fuel so that we can create a “sustainable world”, the only world left to clergy who have ceased to believe in the next.

From here:

The Anglican Communion’s Environmental Network (ACEN) is encouraging Christians around the world to take part in a “carbon-fast” this Lent.

The network is calling on Anglicans to take a deeper challenge than fasting from coffee, alcohol or chocolates this Lent, by reducing the use of carbon based fuels on which we all depend.

“We will take small steps for a more sustainable world, and by doing so rediscover a different relationship with God, with Creation and with one another,” the group says on its website, adding: “I can change the world a little in 40 days, but I can change myself a lot!”

For the truly green, terminal Anglican there is the Eco Container, as advertised in that bastion of anti-transcendence, the Niagara Anglican. In my Angligreen house there are many mansions – they all look like boxes, though.

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Lent in the Anglican Church of Canada

After the Anglican Church of Canada’s 2009 Lenten reflection debacle where it claimed Jesus was a racist, it has decided to let the PWRDF do Lent for 2011.

The PWRDF mentions CIDA funding, Indigenous language recovery, KAIROS, AIDS, HIV, social justice, an Ecumenical Women’s Network, poverty and injustice, Cuba, maternal health care, Girl Power and Natural Disasters –  of which the Anglican Church of Canada is a leading example.

The only lack is a mention of Jesus – after all, what’s Lent got to do with him?