The 39 articles, Readers’ Digest version

From here:

The Executive Council of the Episcopal Church issued the following message at the conclusion of its three-day meeting in Linthicum Heights, Maryland

A Message from Executive Council
January 29, 2012
Linthicum Heights, Maryland

God is awesome
The Good News is not fair
God always acts first

So there you have it: the Anglican Credo circa 2012, the 39 articles in a shrunken trivial trinity, a tertiary triteness, a bromidic banality, a diabolical dephlegmation.

Or perhaps it’s so profound, I missed the point and should repeat it:

God is awesome
The Good News is not fair
God always acts first

I might set it to music to see if that helps.

3 thoughts on “The 39 articles, Readers’ Digest version

  1. It’s a misquote, and wrongly attributed. This is not an attempt to summarize the 39 Articles but an approach to reading and understanding the Gospel by Rev. Canon Bill Cliff of Huron University College. His guidance and work is excellent; shame it has been misquoted and, on this blog, wrongly dismissed. The first should read “the Gospel is always astonishing”

    • It does seem to be something that was actually said by James Cowan, although the original article could have misquoted him, of course, just as he could have misquoted the person you believe originally said it.

      Yes, I realise it wasn’t a summary of the 39 articles, but comparing the three aphorisms (either version) to the 39 articles seemed to me to be a good way to highlight the depths of their banality.

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