The Islamic struggle against unbelievers, Jihad, is a serious business entailing sacrifice, rigorous training, dietary observances and routine beheadings of filthy kuffars.
Of course, as Abu Fulan al-Muhajir has discovered, none of this is possible without a properly cultivated beard. Have you any idea how hard it is to concentrate on which is the business end of a bazooka when all you can think about are the split ends in your beard?
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Abu Fulan al-Muhajir.
A stranger. Currently fighting in Syria, to make the word of Allah the highest! Independent Anonymous group. kik: AbuFulan
And then, my dear, there is the appalling heat:
So, coddled middle class would be Jihadists, do not leave home without your Frédéric Fekkai Protein Rx Reparative Shampoo; next to your AK-47, it will be your best friend.
“Suppose, this time, Goliath should not fall;
Suppose, this time, the sling should not avail;
On the Judaean plain where once for all mankind the pebble struck;
Suppose the tale should have a different end: the shepherd yield;
The triumph pass to iron arm and thigh,
The wonder vanish from the blooming field,
The mailed hulk stand, and the sweet singer lie.
Suppose, but then what grace will go unsung,
What Temple wall unbuilt, what gardens bare;
What plowshare broken and what harp unstrung!
Defeat will compass every heart aware
How black the ramparts of a world wherein
The Psalm is stilled and David does not win.”
‘David’, Marie Syrikin, Brandeis University, 1948.